Friday, December 5, 2008

How Long Does Fruit Stay Fresh

Meme: Your level of stupidity.


Not exactly a meme, that I received via email and I thought it was funny, not knowing how stupid we are (those things people tend to try it without tests or memes) but because we all do.

Instructions: Mark with an x \u200b\u200bthe stupid things that have happened.

1. [X] That dropping your gum out of your mouth when speaking. !
2. [X] Greet someone in the street by mistake.
3. [] Hit you with a door or something transparent.
4. [] Call 2 or more times as many as you have said, 'No, wrong. "
5. [X] Thinking about something funny and you start to laugh and people stare you weird.
6. [X] Hit you with a tree / post / poster as you walk.
7. [] You can lick your elbow.
8. [] By reading this, just try to lick your elbow
9. [X] Send a text message to the wrong person
10. [] Putting the left shoe on right foot and / or vice versa
11. [X] Hang out with the new clothing label to the street
12. [ X] drown in your own saliva.
13. [] Go to a place in your car and walk back.
14. [] Confuse the salt and sugar in the food / beverage
15. [X] Open upside-down matchbox.
16. [] Open the bidet and wet your face with the jet.
17. [] Accidentally swallow an insect.
18. [] Arson something accidentally.
19. [] You tried to take a straw with your mouth but it went into your nose / eyes.
20. [] Sleep and wake up drooling all
21. [X] falling asleep in class.
22. [] Uncover and splash, gas, close it and reopen it again so splash,.
23. [X] Have something and forget what you meant.
24. [X] Get to the counter and forget what you were going to buy
25. [] Wanting to serve the drink with the bottle capped.
26. [X] Use your fingers to do simple math.
27. [] Sleep on the bus and pass the bus stop.
28. [X] Close the door, which opens only from within, and leave the keys on that side.
29. [] Putting clothes upside down or wrong side.
30. [X] Find something for all sides and you had it in hand.
31. [] Open the bidet and the water is too hot.
32. [] Go vote and do not carry the card.
33. [X] swallow the gum.
34. [X] Go shopping and do not carry cash.
35. [] Make a queue of 3 hours was not.
36. [X] grab the fingers with the fan.
37. [] Pull yourself rasparte water and face into the background.
38. [] Long a laugh with a mouthful of liquid and spit it all.
39. [] Go walking, it will slip off the shoe and having to look.
40. [] Burning feet in the sand and hide.
41. [X] exit or enter the water and you lower the Maya.
42. [] Enter the department or wrong car.
43. [X] Have you objects falling into the toilet.
44. [X] Place the food to heat without fire.
45. [X] Entering the toilet of the wrong gender. (And I found it nothing more than to Albi de Abreu O_o)
46. [] Lean on the glass before reaching the mouth and chorrearte.
47. [] Leave the car without parking brake and you go downhill.
48. [X] Light the cigarette upside down and try to smoke it.
49. [] Tell Mom the teacher.
50. [] Run into someone on the street and want to leave the two to the same side.

If someone like it, fine ... Rather, it is because they feel embarrassed to acknowledge the gafedades they do! xD

Friday, November 21, 2008

Free Tv Using Megaviedo

counting ...

... the events of November!

Let's say this month has been ... Variadito! The first week was just the last of my vacation, and just the one I grabbed to take my car to make the engine that, thanks to that, we almost finished month and I walk away (Thanks, Toyo Asian Cabimas ¬ ¬).

just rejoined my work activities to announce this installation a Botiquería in Valera. Already more than you know how much hate out of Zulia install ... It is not just the fact that the installation itself is quite laborious crabs, but I break down all my activities. What to say about my unsuccessful attempts to rejoin my flamenco classes! As much as I tried, I can not get the thread back and meet with my classes as I used to ... That bothers me because to me, flamenco is very rewarding and just this year that is what I more eagerly anticipated by my desire to learn to play castanets, is the most I've missed.

Besides all that, there's my chubby ... The stop seeing so many days is something I do not get used term ... I think we are suffering a severe case of acute noviecística malcriaditis ... But if anything convinced me everyday is that although we have had our clashes, the best thing that has come into my life is Juan Rojas ... Definitely love it too.

The truth is that the installation almost drives me crazy, as usual. But it is on track and God willing next week getting ready!

Changing the subject, November is a special year because it met two of my mom ... Biological mommy, which I brought to the world, to whom I owe everything I am and being more particularly on the land and surrounding areas ... On 17 November, the best mother in the world (at least mine) met his half-coupon ... Happy Birthday, Mom ... I love you too!


And my other mom, the sky ... The most beautiful of all ... My precious virgin Chiquinquirá also celebrated the day on 18 November ... To you I love you too, because as a good mother and care you've followed me forever ... You are also most unique witness to the commitment I made in my life ;-)

already to conclude, because this is as long ... Finishing the third week of November colorful, Venezuela (as each year, lol) is very great and precious opportunity in their hands to decide what he wants to be as a country ... So:

VENEZUELAN FOR YOUR MOTHER
(pa you do not mind so much)
VOTE THIS SUNDAY !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Optical Migraine Images

never get used ...


A Efficacis facilities outside the area ...

No matter how I say that it should be easy for me, it's fun because you see other places and other people ... It is not easy for me spend a week out of my house, and everything is a conspiracy Murphistico, because even now I have the laptop for less bored in the hotel, I have my big missing in Cabimas ...

NOT WORTH IT!
I want to go home NOW!


Thursday, October 30, 2008

How Do You Make Figis Pancake Mix

Happy Birthday My Love!


Even my birthday was a couple of weeks missed in my little blogger, but we could not go without being reminded of here is my boyfriend's birthday beautiful ...

Like I said this morning, today I am glad that God sent down his most beautiful angel to enlighten those who are lucky to know him. Thanks for

full of light, my beautiful ...

I LOVE YOU!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Where To Buy Muscat Raisins

'm Happy!


only needed a little push ... To begin to overcome my fears and confront those who have to face to get things I want!

The first half of the road already traveled (successfully I might add) ... Although the next is even more difficult, I know it's not impossible!

ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!
GORDO, I LOVE YOU!

Vengo

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Pain After Gb Polyp Surgery

De flown ....

and the title of the post, flown to post some stuff of what happened in my life and that may explain my absence from the premises blogger ...

First ... Work has me crazy, and love too ... The first runs and runs so well and the second wave of happiness Purin ...

Yesterday marked one year since I started working on Cobeco and experience has been just great ... I learned many things at all levels and that fills me with satisfaction. I have some great colleagues and my clients with exceptions, of course, are a bellezura ... This October 15 will begin my first holiday job that they are devoting to my cart ... So true, it takes me and brings me everywhere and never complains, and you get a little love!

As for love, almost 4 months ago began a story that has filled me with the most beautiful feelings I have experienced ... As in everything, we still have long way to go and obstacles to overcome but that is where we go ... Together that is most important. Honestly our story is unusual, but it is wonderful and as they say: God's timing is perfect, and if after all this is now we're together some great and good reason must be. The truth is that every day I am most grateful to life for having crossed that special in my way! (Bello, I love you!) After more details will come: D

In another vein, I'M GOING TO BE AUNT! Take this opportunity to clarify the wave of questions, greetings, messages or other commotion caused in irc and féisbuc: Sir, I AM NOT PREGNANT!! And none of my brothers, "I messed up." My best friend Carol is very pregnant and that is another reason for my happiness! It fills me with joy the arrival of her baby because she and her husband deserve everything beautiful that life can give ... There are a couple of people too valuable and have a beautiful love. Y as any woodcock and proud aunt, here are the first photo of my nephew Herman @ @! I gave too much tenderness to see that image! = D

Tell me if there is a beautiful cuchura life, u marre oops! = D I'm very very happy !!!!!!!!

Finally! I keep apologizing for being absent, but I feel totally worth it because I'm full of people, situations and places that make my existence ... I must confess that not all have times of laughter and joy, have also reached very sad moments, but thank God we have overcome and have been able to move forward without losing sight of the horizon of our dreams, as good Warriors of Light ...

(Note the plural ... How beautiful is love!)

keep in touch! : D

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Funny Diabetes Hoodies

Seriously ...


Sometimes I think the concern of the people by karma on Plurk levels can reach very abnormal ...

Please believe me, look at this thing ...


why I say:

Plurk! Your life on the line ... And your sanity too!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Hair Weave Lauran London Uses

This is why we do not move ...



gubernatorial candidate (Acosta Carles) screwed hard in recent days when at a meeting in the colonial town of La Guaira, people come to ask what was going to do the with Carmen de Uria, and the candidate said: "A lady that we will give a home.


Note: do not know how accurate the information, I read in chat Roast and those doodles you can expect any pod xD

Thursday, July 31, 2008

2009 Commercaire Pheromone

Flashback ... I have

For a moment I was in the time machine when I heard this song ...


Note: Have you noticed that lately my blog is like that too ... Multimedia? Is a sign that even want to post, corduroy I could not as I would like = (

Blogosphere ... I miss you!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Out Takes Only Fools And Horses

viteh puff! More successful

The puff of my blog: D


Made in Wordle

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Home Theater Receiver Hdmi Upconvert

impossible!

This is exactly what makes me do when I hear this song ... Other than that the video has some footage too beautiful Caracas, in summary: I love it!

Something - The paranoia

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Light Bulbs Power Surge

The soundtrack of my life ...


I love memes! This seems especially funny because in my mp3 Anything can happen! Would I go jajajajaja normal songs!

Here I go!

If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack?

1. Open your library of audio and video player of choice (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Apply Shuffle or Random mode
3.
Press Play 4. For each question, respond with the song you hear
5. When you go to answer the question, press the Next button
6. Do not lie and do not pretend to be cool.
7. REGRÉSAMELO to see how it went. It's fun, it even seems sometimes divine conspiracy.

MY RESULTS: Initial
• Credits: Westlife - I lay my love on you (Awwww half strawberries started xD)
• Awakening: Bonny Cepeda - Hotel room 303 (OMG! LOL!)
• First Day of School: Armadillo with Caspa - Girl (Double Impakt Cover) (WTF! lol)
• In love: Voz Veis - Boiled kisses (Ayomío!! ♥)
• kiss scene: Oscar Athie - Photo (Changos! be that the kiss was thin, haggard, tired and disillusioned? O_o)
• fight song: No Doubt - Hey Baby! (Miarma!!)
• Alcohol: Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing (But it was was sleeping: P)
• My Great Disruption: Aventura - When return (Ok. .. Thanks, Management O_o)
• mental Shockeo: Tito el Bambino - El Traa (JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
• Song For Driving: Fernandito Villalona - Cama y table (Oh yes, and sing all gullet)
• Reconciliation: Sublime - Santeria (Guadafoc! jejejeje)
• Flashback: Chambao - Pasta to the coast (O_o Miarmazón)
• Marriage: The Parrots - Feast in the Streets (Damn is it that people will finally hold his head feels xD)
• Birth of My Daughter ( o): Miranda - Hola (LOL! so I figured the doctor delivers the baby and me telling me that, as Hi ♫ gonna ♫ ♫ That vulgar phrase with which I am presenting ♫)
• Paying Debts: The daughter of mariachi - A strange world (O_o!)
• Timing of final victory: Popy - Popy's Circus (Ok. .. This is not normal!)
• Death Scene: Juan Luis Guerra - Ay Mujer! (So \u200b\u200bcry my widowed? = /)
• funeral scene: Alejandro Sanz - has to be sin (Ok not understand! O_o)
• Final appropriations: My Chemical Romance - The Ghost Of You (An emo toquecillo to close xD)

definitely my mp3 jejejejeje nadita not normal ... Not yet exceeded the circus popy at the moment of triumph xDDDDDDDDDDDD

who wish to do so are invited to laugh a little while xD

Friday, July 18, 2008

Sample Letter For Completing Community Service

Yes, blog. I know ... I'm the worst!


Amado
blog ...

Today I want to apologize because I have been so full with my stuff that I forgot that on July 6 kept your first birthday. We have spent time too good, and you have depth all my craziness and tantrums And missing! I have so much to tell!

I hope you can forgive me, but between work, you know who my other friends (because you are my friend), my family, plurk, twitter and everything I have left you a darling. I really can not promise you right now rectified, but I want you to know that I love you, and belatedly, I remembered your birthday!

White Iphone Email Virus

Carajo! "Here too?


First came the infernal big birds they could not agree to where they took the White Whale of Hell on twitter and now the creatures of plurk decided to go to buy shoes ...

Is there some sort of conspiracy against the microblogging? What a nuisance, buddy!

Monday, June 30, 2008

Sample Letters To Resign From A Church Ministry.




Right now I feel like Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz ... I have 4 days to work on James and me and I began to despair ... Especially when I talked to my boss and told me to stay another day and step back at the end of the week ...

All I want is to be in my house with my people and I feel as close to that I can do is throw one of Dorothy, close my eyes and recite hysterically ...

NO PLACE LIKE HOME ...

PD-Congratulations to my witch Kikyta that a birthday yesterday ... I reiterate my wishes, you meet many more, not to notice you, to continue always as fabulous as you: D love you!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Why Does Valerian Cause Nightmares

Ausencio ...

Image taken from www.viajeros.com

After many setbacks and having to put many bandages, patches, bandages and sutures to my sweetheart ... I decided the best thing is to resume my love affair with the ever faithful and never well weighted Ausencio Solorzano.

paste No horns, no go away, not jealous, accompanies me everywhere without complaints or objections and stalls all my malcriadeces and my starts ... Also true to say that I always cuddle ...


Ausencio ... Will you be my boyfriend again?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Rainbow Dongle Emulation

Illusion this time ...

came from a game ...


















And it was so ... Running in the rain ...





















Stones are rolling ...



PD-I take the liberty to steal what they said my Brujis Kikyta on his blog:
People who know me, love me and appreciate me ...
everything will be fine,
everything should be fine ... start

Sunday, May 18, 2008

What Does Ff Sunbeam Blanket

My sweetheart has been awarded; D


Official Blog Kathy21 since he gave this blog the
Good Heart Award

thousand thanks to my panucho Kathy; D Like any blogger award, comes with a meme:

6 things I like:
  • The smell of rain.
  • Go in my car listening to my music loud I just like me xD
  • Read
  • Hugging my friends (though not as much as I wanted)
  • Daydreaming That made me cuddling in her hair
6 Things I dislike:
  • Make Cola
  • When I play long trips (over 2 days) in my work
  • thousand times That I remember the things I know I have to do
  • miss the people I love
  • fresh cucumber
  • Having
unkempt hair
One color: Blue
A number : 1
A book: Angels and Demons .
A song: Flying your arms ♥
A food: Pizza
Dessert: No special
A film: Shrek 1, 2 and 3 xD
Wait Day: the night ... late!
A reference in your life: In 2006
A History: 2002
A symbol of fiction: The arrival of Hercólubus
A coffee: Mocacchino
Blogs forums or chat?: Blog and Twitter, D
Projects: Too many ;-)
Are you happy?: I am very very happy
Dare you say your age?: Yep, I have 26 years old; D

This house gives blogger The Good Heart Award to:

Kikyta's Blog
Nihil However
calo I do not look soft
Najla

and finally ... To all my fellow bloggers ...

I love you!


PD-not if you have noticed I am a bit ... ♥

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Pinnacle Tv Card, I Get An Gray Screen

Twitter not learn in school ... Why

There are things that teachers can not explain to our students. This happened in msn:

* Student * says Prof
q is the Twitterpalooza ?

* Student * says:
q is that?

Elianni (*) says:
jejejejeje ... An event I was invited but is in Barquisimeto

Elianni (*) says:
So I do not know if

* Student * says:
If I put in Google to see q q but says it was meet every twintter q are not such people jejeje

Elianni (*) says:
...!

literally was like the bird when put piche twitter:

PD-

my student's name was omitted to avoid problems xD
lopnísticos
P.D2 .- The "event" lasted for serious and professional sound to my students, what your teacher will tell go to another state pa go drinking with "such people"? LOLOLOL!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Watch Ross Kemp On Gangs Rio

Why me? LOL!


There are times when you really DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WORLD CARAJOS ME! Hahahaha! De pana

I am taking with good humor (even if I had more of a tantrum), but these days I have felt ... Displaced! put it in some way ... Does my sign is inadequate in some house? Because I do not think it is normal ...

It has damaged my pc ... With the blessed trimardecíos blackouts ... First thought was the source of power, exchange it, replace the regulator and it turns out NO!! Apart from that, my cousin who also is supposed to work, the caption did nothing! Of course, being in my hands -.- "(By the way ... When my pc is back at home will put a ups, 2 controllers, 3 guards refrigerator, an air-conditioning, a necklace of garlic, another lemons and a card of Jose Gregorio Hernandez).

The work took the measurements and other data for the new uniform and guess who would not warned! So, the only employee of the company that still has no uniform is Stephanie of Jesus, that is ... yo!

Other than that, we were assigned to advisors new pen drives ... Of course ... All but one came ... YES, MINE!

On the occasion of 100 years of the company, also gave us watches. You guessed ... That was not me ...

In my house my mom gave the annual attack of "Let's tear down half the house and rebuild" So it seemed to change the living room floor and staircase, which was necessary for both descoñetar catorrazos hanging down to areas with blunt objects ... That day, I especially troubled work and all I wanted was sleep ... You can imagine how relaxing it was -.- "

On the other hand, the magazine abnormal product of the demolition to the one which caused allergy was me! Mucus eats me! Not to mention

that as they are installing granite steps, I can not climb, and I'm leaning on my brother's room until the butt 'and floor to dry thoroughly

-.- Today, when I went to a pleasant Sunday lunch with my family The Waiter mamapipe not score my food, so I brought it, but a thousand years later when he formed a fart to type, which was the last he finished eating, and it almost choking because they all wanted to go and I just was in the middle: (

For all this and more, I wonder ...

WHY ME?