Friday, December 5, 2008

How Long Does Fruit Stay Fresh

Meme: Your level of stupidity.


Not exactly a meme, that I received via email and I thought it was funny, not knowing how stupid we are (those things people tend to try it without tests or memes) but because we all do.

Instructions: Mark with an x \u200b\u200bthe stupid things that have happened.

1. [X] That dropping your gum out of your mouth when speaking. !
2. [X] Greet someone in the street by mistake.
3. [] Hit you with a door or something transparent.
4. [] Call 2 or more times as many as you have said, 'No, wrong. "
5. [X] Thinking about something funny and you start to laugh and people stare you weird.
6. [X] Hit you with a tree / post / poster as you walk.
7. [] You can lick your elbow.
8. [] By reading this, just try to lick your elbow
9. [X] Send a text message to the wrong person
10. [] Putting the left shoe on right foot and / or vice versa
11. [X] Hang out with the new clothing label to the street
12. [ X] drown in your own saliva.
13. [] Go to a place in your car and walk back.
14. [] Confuse the salt and sugar in the food / beverage
15. [X] Open upside-down matchbox.
16. [] Open the bidet and wet your face with the jet.
17. [] Accidentally swallow an insect.
18. [] Arson something accidentally.
19. [] You tried to take a straw with your mouth but it went into your nose / eyes.
20. [] Sleep and wake up drooling all
21. [X] falling asleep in class.
22. [] Uncover and splash, gas, close it and reopen it again so splash,.
23. [X] Have something and forget what you meant.
24. [X] Get to the counter and forget what you were going to buy
25. [] Wanting to serve the drink with the bottle capped.
26. [X] Use your fingers to do simple math.
27. [] Sleep on the bus and pass the bus stop.
28. [X] Close the door, which opens only from within, and leave the keys on that side.
29. [] Putting clothes upside down or wrong side.
30. [X] Find something for all sides and you had it in hand.
31. [] Open the bidet and the water is too hot.
32. [] Go vote and do not carry the card.
33. [X] swallow the gum.
34. [X] Go shopping and do not carry cash.
35. [] Make a queue of 3 hours was not.
36. [X] grab the fingers with the fan.
37. [] Pull yourself rasparte water and face into the background.
38. [] Long a laugh with a mouthful of liquid and spit it all.
39. [] Go walking, it will slip off the shoe and having to look.
40. [] Burning feet in the sand and hide.
41. [X] exit or enter the water and you lower the Maya.
42. [] Enter the department or wrong car.
43. [X] Have you objects falling into the toilet.
44. [X] Place the food to heat without fire.
45. [X] Entering the toilet of the wrong gender. (And I found it nothing more than to Albi de Abreu O_o)
46. [] Lean on the glass before reaching the mouth and chorrearte.
47. [] Leave the car without parking brake and you go downhill.
48. [X] Light the cigarette upside down and try to smoke it.
49. [] Tell Mom the teacher.
50. [] Run into someone on the street and want to leave the two to the same side.

If someone like it, fine ... Rather, it is because they feel embarrassed to acknowledge the gafedades they do! xD