Friday, December 5, 2008

How Long Does Fruit Stay Fresh

Meme: Your level of stupidity.


Not exactly a meme, that I received via email and I thought it was funny, not knowing how stupid we are (those things people tend to try it without tests or memes) but because we all do.

Instructions: Mark with an x \u200b\u200bthe stupid things that have happened.

1. [X] That dropping your gum out of your mouth when speaking. !
2. [X] Greet someone in the street by mistake.
3. [] Hit you with a door or something transparent.
4. [] Call 2 or more times as many as you have said, 'No, wrong. "
5. [X] Thinking about something funny and you start to laugh and people stare you weird.
6. [X] Hit you with a tree / post / poster as you walk.
7. [] You can lick your elbow.
8. [] By reading this, just try to lick your elbow
9. [X] Send a text message to the wrong person
10. [] Putting the left shoe on right foot and / or vice versa
11. [X] Hang out with the new clothing label to the street
12. [ X] drown in your own saliva.
13. [] Go to a place in your car and walk back.
14. [] Confuse the salt and sugar in the food / beverage
15. [X] Open upside-down matchbox.
16. [] Open the bidet and wet your face with the jet.
17. [] Accidentally swallow an insect.
18. [] Arson something accidentally.
19. [] You tried to take a straw with your mouth but it went into your nose / eyes.
20. [] Sleep and wake up drooling all
21. [X] falling asleep in class.
22. [] Uncover and splash, gas, close it and reopen it again so splash,.
23. [X] Have something and forget what you meant.
24. [X] Get to the counter and forget what you were going to buy
25. [] Wanting to serve the drink with the bottle capped.
26. [X] Use your fingers to do simple math.
27. [] Sleep on the bus and pass the bus stop.
28. [X] Close the door, which opens only from within, and leave the keys on that side.
29. [] Putting clothes upside down or wrong side.
30. [X] Find something for all sides and you had it in hand.
31. [] Open the bidet and the water is too hot.
32. [] Go vote and do not carry the card.
33. [X] swallow the gum.
34. [X] Go shopping and do not carry cash.
35. [] Make a queue of 3 hours was not.
36. [X] grab the fingers with the fan.
37. [] Pull yourself rasparte water and face into the background.
38. [] Long a laugh with a mouthful of liquid and spit it all.
39. [] Go walking, it will slip off the shoe and having to look.
40. [] Burning feet in the sand and hide.
41. [X] exit or enter the water and you lower the Maya.
42. [] Enter the department or wrong car.
43. [X] Have you objects falling into the toilet.
44. [X] Place the food to heat without fire.
45. [X] Entering the toilet of the wrong gender. (And I found it nothing more than to Albi de Abreu O_o)
46. [] Lean on the glass before reaching the mouth and chorrearte.
47. [] Leave the car without parking brake and you go downhill.
48. [X] Light the cigarette upside down and try to smoke it.
49. [] Tell Mom the teacher.
50. [] Run into someone on the street and want to leave the two to the same side.

If someone like it, fine ... Rather, it is because they feel embarrassed to acknowledge the gafedades they do! xD

Friday, November 21, 2008

Free Tv Using Megaviedo

counting ...

... the events of November!

Let's say this month has been ... Variadito! The first week was just the last of my vacation, and just the one I grabbed to take my car to make the engine that, thanks to that, we almost finished month and I walk away (Thanks, Toyo Asian Cabimas ¬ ¬).

just rejoined my work activities to announce this installation a Botiquería in Valera. Already more than you know how much hate out of Zulia install ... It is not just the fact that the installation itself is quite laborious crabs, but I break down all my activities. What to say about my unsuccessful attempts to rejoin my flamenco classes! As much as I tried, I can not get the thread back and meet with my classes as I used to ... That bothers me because to me, flamenco is very rewarding and just this year that is what I more eagerly anticipated by my desire to learn to play castanets, is the most I've missed.

Besides all that, there's my chubby ... The stop seeing so many days is something I do not get used term ... I think we are suffering a severe case of acute noviecística malcriaditis ... But if anything convinced me everyday is that although we have had our clashes, the best thing that has come into my life is Juan Rojas ... Definitely love it too.

The truth is that the installation almost drives me crazy, as usual. But it is on track and God willing next week getting ready!

Changing the subject, November is a special year because it met two of my mom ... Biological mommy, which I brought to the world, to whom I owe everything I am and being more particularly on the land and surrounding areas ... On 17 November, the best mother in the world (at least mine) met his half-coupon ... Happy Birthday, Mom ... I love you too!


And my other mom, the sky ... The most beautiful of all ... My precious virgin Chiquinquirá also celebrated the day on 18 November ... To you I love you too, because as a good mother and care you've followed me forever ... You are also most unique witness to the commitment I made in my life ;-)

already to conclude, because this is as long ... Finishing the third week of November colorful, Venezuela (as each year, lol) is very great and precious opportunity in their hands to decide what he wants to be as a country ... So:

VENEZUELAN FOR YOUR MOTHER
(pa you do not mind so much)
VOTE THIS SUNDAY !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡